Lies

You can't trick me New England weather. Two straight sunny days? Stop hiding your true self. What's tomorrow's weather like - 20 in. of snow? 40 mile wind? cloudy with a 99% chance of thunderstorm? checks weather.com

A sunny 50 degrees? Realfeel 49! What. Is. Going. On.

I'm going crazy. I'm going out to soak up the sun before it disappears for another few weeks.

Boy, New Englanders sure are cynical